Last night was weird. Yeah-I'm pretty sure that's the best word I can use to describe it. Maybe super weird would be a better choice? Okay-here goes my attempt to strategically describe the RHONJ reunion show part deux.
Let's break it all down from strange to stranger to strangest moments:
Andy Cohen's socks
Caroline acting like a genie
Danielle talking about her sex life [is she into men or women??]
Kim G showing up
Danielle pulling out a head with hair extensions
Andy Cohen pulling said head of hair
Danielle hugging Teresa
Danielle hugging Jacqueline and whispering sweet nothings into her ear
Danielle shaking Caroline's hand
So that pretty much summed up the reunion show part dos. I think we can see what the common denominator is: Danielle. Now divide 3 housewives, add an Andy Cohen, and subtract a Danielle Staub because she's gone. Yeah-you heard [ahem-read] right, the reunion was Danielle's last Bravo appearance. Cue music.
So what's next for the Jersey housewives? We haven't heard much of anything yet, but when we find out more information, you can bet that you will find it here. I have some investigating to do...maybe I should call up Danielle's PI?
In case you missed out on the awkward hugger, feel free to see for yourself: