Slackers.

Why is there a picure of Ben Weiner and Andy Cohen, you might ask?

No reason-just needed a picture.

First off-sorry. We haven't been updating our blog in about for-ev-er, so we would like to apologize. We have been busy with class, exams, clubs, jobs, internships, tutoring, football games, coffee breaks [okay-those last 2 are actually things we really enjoy] and other lame college-life activities [we're talking about you, accounting and marketing].

But here's what we're going to do:

Give you a Bravo Update on our thoughts and findings

[the Cliff Notes version-because hey, we're in college and that's what you do]

1. Vicki Gunvalson from the RHOOC has filed for a divorce from her husband Donn

-What happened to her whole "renewing vows on the beach" bit?

-Apparently her love tank still wasn't filled.

2. Cat Ommanery from RHODC has filed for a divorce from her husband Charles

-Oh well

3. Rachel Zoe is suspected to be in her first tri-mester

-Is it true? Is it false? We don't know.

4. RHOBH is kind of obnoxious. Plus-I like to see some kind of movement in the face now and then

-We mainly mean you, Camille.

5. We find Johnny Iuzzini extremely attractive, but we can't figure out why

-It's definitely not the greasy Fonzie look he has going on, so what the heck is it?!

6. Just saw a promo for Top Chef All Stars and it was super exciting

7. Still think there should be a Real Housewives of Dallas or Houston

-I'm telling you, "Big Hair, Bigger Drama"

8. Who else is totally over Heather H. on TC Just Desserts? We get it-you don't like Morgan

-But we do. That whole over-confidence thing is kind of rubbing off on us

Well, it's been real, it's been fun, I guess I can say, it's been real fun.

Until next time, whenever that is.