I don't buy them on sale at Saks 5th Avenue

What could be better than Fashion Week in NYC? Now add celebrating your 12th anniversary to that week. It doesn't equal marital bliss. It ends up being just another day in the fashion world. Rodger gave it his best, and I have to say, I fell for him in last night's episode. He was so cute going to the lingerie store and trying to pick something tasteful [is that even possible?] out. That's a challenge, buying something for Rachel to wear. How would you like to try and dress a fashion stylist? Fail..Epic Fail. And Rachel was so embarrassed when she was opening her gift. Her face was priceless. I didn't know Rach had any shame.

I'm pretty sure my favorite part of the episode was Brad riding in the car with them. Hil-ar-ious. Can I marry Brad? Seriously. If only I were a gay man...or he was straight.

So glad that Taylor girl is gone. The white bangs and Rayban-wearing-inside-because-I'm-just-too-baller-employee is gone. Love & Light Tay, Love & Light.

We saw Rach and Brad on the hunt for Oscar dresses. That Marchesa dress was majorrrr. And I mean seriously bananas. I die. I'm about to ruin everyone's Zoe life right now and tell you that Rach doesn't get the dress for any of her clients. But Sandra Bullock gets it, so that makes it real okay.

And Brad and Rodger calling in at the QVC show was too great. Love them. Brad is getting saucy this season-thanks to that Taylor girl leaving.

And everyone wants a baby Zoe/Berman. Even Kate Hudson. Will it happen? If Rodger could give birth, I think it would.

Favorite season of Zoe is happening right now. Be sure to tune in every Tuesday @ 10/9c.

The video below is totally Zoe-M-G.

Proverbial Post

I already miss RHONJ. And it's been less than 24 hours. Last night's finale show was kookadoodledoo.

Caroline went out to slay the beast and she won..or lost..or it was a tie? Danielle ran away when Caroline went a little Kelly Killorean Bensimon on us. Danielle needed bodyguards to protect her from the ringleader of the Italian clan, who has been instigating every dramatic hair pull and fashion show foot chase of the season [click]. Then Danielle made her kids hug her rescuers. Who didn't have to rescue her. But saved her life. I loved that Caroline called her garbage..again. She should copyright that expression. And Danielle should copyright proverbial, or actually just stop using it. When you say someone is sitting on a throne, we know it's not an actual throne [exception]. Thanks for having zero faith in human intelligence.

So is the book closed? Oh-let me clarify, the proverbial book. Unless the whole time they were actually referring to the infamous "book" of the Last Supper. Maybe proverbial is needed here. But I did hear that the book is closed about 27 times, so I was just checking.

I might have cried while reading Caroline's blog this morning. I really out-lamed myself, but it's worth the read, so check it out!

There's also a super-mega-crazy-awesome clip from the reunion show which you should check out too! Spoiler: Andy Cohen gets manhandled-nonMazel!!

And if anyone has any solid proof about Danielle being fired from the show, hit us up. All I've found are rumors.

I have to go get scanned by my Zen expert now.

Drama.

You're Either In, Or You're Out..of Bravo

I'm sitting here watching Project Runway and it made me realize how much I miss watching it on Bravo. I'm coining the editors of Bravo for this. I think the way they edited the show made all the difference. You felt like you knew the designers personally and the humor was so dry and subtle and that's what made it perfectly hilarious. You can see the perfection of the editing by watching any other show on Bravo. They make it work while Lifetime seems to be saying auf wiedersehen.


So I think the editors at Bravo deserve a guten tag.

This was my favorite season of PR-Season 2!!

I ♥ Daniel V!