10 Things I Hate About You

1. Shear Genius isn't returning for a new season

2. And neither is Nine By Design

3. Chad isn't on Million Dollar Listing

4. Fabio got eliminated from Top Chef All Stars

5. Real Housewives of Miami [really?!?]

6. Bethenny isn't on RHONY [I'm going to miss the Jill drama, but at least she does have her own show]

7. WWHL isn't on every night

8. I still haven't met Albie Manzo

9. Millionaire Matchmaker was in NY

10. All of the autotuned housewife "singers"

And there you have it. My list of things that I'm disappointed with Bravo about. It's definitely been a love-hate relationship between us lately. Maybe we can work things out...if only Bravo would sing on the bleachers to me.

Glad to be back blogging, even if it's just random posts here and there. We'll try to do better, but I can't guarantee anything. College life seems to get in the way.

Until next time..bless bless

Slackers.

Why is there a picure of Ben Weiner and Andy Cohen, you might ask?

No reason-just needed a picture.

First off-sorry. We haven't been updating our blog in about for-ev-er, so we would like to apologize. We have been busy with class, exams, clubs, jobs, internships, tutoring, football games, coffee breaks [okay-those last 2 are actually things we really enjoy] and other lame college-life activities [we're talking about you, accounting and marketing].

But here's what we're going to do:

Give you a Bravo Update on our thoughts and findings

[the Cliff Notes version-because hey, we're in college and that's what you do]

1. Vicki Gunvalson from the RHOOC has filed for a divorce from her husband Donn

-What happened to her whole "renewing vows on the beach" bit?

-Apparently her love tank still wasn't filled.

2. Cat Ommanery from RHODC has filed for a divorce from her husband Charles

-Oh well

3. Rachel Zoe is suspected to be in her first tri-mester

-Is it true? Is it false? We don't know.

4. RHOBH is kind of obnoxious. Plus-I like to see some kind of movement in the face now and then

-We mainly mean you, Camille.

5. We find Johnny Iuzzini extremely attractive, but we can't figure out why

-It's definitely not the greasy Fonzie look he has going on, so what the heck is it?!

6. Just saw a promo for Top Chef All Stars and it was super exciting

7. Still think there should be a Real Housewives of Dallas or Houston

-I'm telling you, "Big Hair, Bigger Drama"

8. Who else is totally over Heather H. on TC Just Desserts? We get it-you don't like Morgan

-But we do. That whole over-confidence thing is kind of rubbing off on us

Well, it's been real, it's been fun, I guess I can say, it's been real fun.

Until next time, whenever that is.

When I Was a Lad I Ate 4 Dozen Eggs...

So we have another Disney look-a-like for you

Here in town there's only she, who's as beautiful as me...

Didn't See That Coming...Psh Who Am I Kidding?!

So apparently last night on Top Chef: Just Desserts two cheftestants made the decision to leave the competition. Who else but Malika and Seth - what a surprise. NOT.

First, Malika Ameen's decision is understandable - going through a divorce while on a competitive show like Top Chef is a double whammy of stress. Second, Seth Caro definitely has some issues. It is probably best for all of the competitors that he decided to leave the show. Now they won't have to see a madman run all over the kitchen and Zac Young can breathe trusting that his dessert won't be ruined again by the insane.

I confess that I haven't watched the latest episode yet as this has been a busy week for me, but People.com definitely kept me updated. Kudos to them.

Check it out for yourself

Top Chef: Just Desserts Shocker: Two Chefs Quit the Competition!

Babe..y!

There's been reports of a Zoe baby [or Berman. Your pick]! Is it too good to be true? You tell us! There's been no definite answer, but here's hoping! Is that the real reason why Brad left? Something to think about, eh eh?

For the full story, check out this article on E! Is Rachel Zoe Pregnant?

This Is Worst Than When Aniston and Pitt Broke Up...Kind Of

It's true-our favorite gay from the RZ Crew is going out to make it on his own. And we have complete and total faith in him! Listen, I want you to watch season 1 of RZP and then watch season 3. Now that you've watched them, can you believe how far Brad has come since then!? It's ba-na-nas. He cried every episode [no thanks to that Taylor girl], and now he's so confident! Our little Brad is all grown up. We will definitely miss him on RZP [bring on more Joey footage!] but I'm thinking we haven't seen the last of Brad Goreski. Here's hoping for a show of his own [that means you, Andy Cohen. Get to work on it.]

Unlike Taylor, Brad and Rach are still on good terms.

He left with her blessing and she tweeted that it was a

"bitter sweet but happy ending".

How cute are they?

Oy Fey!

Andy Cohen + Tina Fey = MAZEL x 10

Tina Fey is going to be on Watch What Happens Live this Thursday @ 10 after the RHODC finale [hootie hoo]! You can submit questions and watch her answer them live-but only the good ones, so make them clever/funny/witty/not lame.

Other important Bravomation:

TC Just Desserts tonight! Watch Seth go n-n-n-nuts and see if the rumor about Malika leaving is true or just another A-Cohen scheme to get us to watch. Let's be real though-it doesn't take much to get me to watch.

RHOA will be premiering Monday, October 4 [which happens to be my birthday] @ 9/8c

Albie is still single, I still miss Brad, and Rachel has dumped her signature wavy locks for a more sleek look [see picture with Joe Zee below. Do you like?]